Columns Schmollumns

Wow, "schmollumns" is surprisingly harder to spell than I thought. You should try it sometime.

Actually, don't. Because people will probably make fun of you for trying. Just like you're making fun of me right now.

Don't hide it. I can see you. You don't think I can, but I can.

Moving on. Today, our columns were installed!

I keep forgetting to add the "n" on the tail end of "column." Who came up with that spelling anyway?

SO, our columN's look great!!! They totally make the house. What do you think of our columN's?

ColumNs, ColumNs, ColumNs.

And now, it's time for bed because I clearly have not gotten enough sleep.

Good night and I hope you dream of columNs. Or not. But seriously, what do you think?