I Know a Few Bums...

*This is dedicated to my 6 (one not pictured - sorry At-man) favorite engineers*

I know a few bums...

They drift through my home from time to time.
They like to drink beer and sometimes some wine.

They can always sense when I'm baking a pie
because they all run over without letting any time go by.

Sometimes they all like to sit on my couch like this
and watch baseball or baseball, and sometimes the Olympics.


...although mostly just baseball.

Although (one of) the cutest guys you just saw
does not partake in the drinking at all.

He just likes to be patted from time to time.
Sorry Buddy, no beer for you. Even if you were named after it.